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When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
Michael, 14 -
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Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Patrick, age 10 -
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If you see a spider on your bedroom wall, don't use a hammer to kill it.
Brandon, 9 -
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If you need to pick your nose, don't use a tissue - it doesn't have finger nails.
Julie, 6 -
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Don't use Comet to scrub bubble gum off your face.
Kari, 7 -
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