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Sherlock Holmes and DR. Watson went camping one time in Yosemite Park. They were deep in the wilderness and all alone. They set up camp, enjoyed a fine meal, and turned in late that night.
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In the middle of the night, Holmes woke Watson and said, " My Dear Watson, look up and tell me what you see. "
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Watson looked up and said, " I see millions and millions of bright, brilliant stars."
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Holmes said, "What does this mean to you?"
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Watson pondered this and finally said, "Astronomically speaking, it means that in all those millions and millions of stars that there must be a world where intelligent life exists. Meteorologically speaking, it means that tomorrow it will be bright, clear, and beautiful weather."
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Watson then said, " What does it mean to you Holmes?"
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Holmes said, " Elementary my dear Watson. Some one has stolen our tent."
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