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If all the letters of the alphabet were invited to a party, what letters would be late?
The letters, U,V,W,X,Y and Z. They all come after T.
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(Katie Did's Favorite Joke of all time!)
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
(Waa Haa!!)
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How do you say "Chocolate" in French?
Chocolate in French.
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Why don't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You might press your luck.
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What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
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