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Why did the man pour veggies all over the world?
Because he wanted peas on Earth.
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Did you hear the one about a man who stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.
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Where did the inventor of the toupee get his idea?
Off the top of his head.
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What do police officers buy at the bakery?
Copcakes.
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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
He was sitting on the deck.
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What's the easiest way to get on TV?
Sit on it.
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