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Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.

What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a hen?
Pooched eggs.

What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.

What does an invisible cat drink?
Evaporated milk.

What do cats cook when they are in a hurry?

What do you call a cat that falls into a trash can?
Kitty litter.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny.

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.

What does a ghost eat for breakfast?
Scream of wheat.

What kind of candy do ghosts like to eat?
Booble gum.

How do you make a witch scratch?
Take away her W.

Why doesn't anyone kiss a vampire?
Because he has bat breath.

How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle his funny bone.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.

Who belongs to the Monster PTA?
Mummies and Deadies.

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