Jokes

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What do you say when you cross a two-headed monster?

Hello, hello, goodbye, goodbye.

Where is a monsters favorite place to swim?

Lake Eerie.

What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for week.

Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

What does a ghost call his mother and father?

His TRANS-parents.

Why did the kid give a ghost a bandage?

It had a boo-boo.

Why do you measure snakes in inches?

Because they have no feet.

What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

He goes in one ear and out the other.

What does a cobra learn in college?

Hisssstory.

What do you get when you stack toads together?

A toadempole.

What year do frogs like best?

Leap year.

What happens when a frog is parked illegally?

It's toad away.

What does a frog drink when he's on a diet?

Diet Croak.

What are Batman and Robin called after they get run over by a bus?

Flatman and Robin.

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