Jokes


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What did Snow White say when she was waiting on her photos?
Someday, my prints will come.

Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?
Because she ran away from the ball.

What is Santa's favorite kind of sandwich?
Peanut butter and jolly.

Where did Santa go on his vacation?
To a ho-ho hotel.

Why did Mickey Mouse go into outer space?
To find Pluto.


What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A Toy Yoda.

What is Tarzan's favorite song?
Jungle Bells.

What did Earnie say when Bert asked him if he wanted ice cream?
Sure, Burt.

What's red, furry, and knocks you over?
Tackle-Me Elmo.

What do you call a fairy who has not taken a bath in a week?
Stinkerbell.

What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.

What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.

What did the necktie say to the hat?
You go ahead, I'll just hang around.

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you attractive.

What is the state you can wear?
New Jersey

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