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Which sports player is the sloppiest eater?
A basketball player, because he dribbles all over.

Why did the basketball player throw the basketball in the water?
Because his coach told him to sink it.

What did the basketball player ask from the genie?
Three swishes.

What did the bowling ball say to the bowling pins?
Don't stop me, I'm on a roll.

Why does a football player always carry a spare pencil?
In case he needs an extra point.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.

When is the best time to long jump?
In a leap year.

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why were all the baby strawberries crying?
Because their mommy was in a jam.

What do ghosts eat for lunch?
Booghetti and meatballs.

Where do ghosts put their mail?
In the ghost office.

What do ghosts wear in the snow?

What happens when a banana sees a ghost?
The banana splits.

What does a mother ghost say to her children when they get into the car?
Fasten your sheet belts.

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