Jokes


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Why did the witches call off the baseball game?
They couldn't find the bats.

What do you get when you put a Tasmanian Devil into a chicken coop?
Deviled eggs.

Why did the cyclops have to shut down his school?
Because he only had one pupil.

What 's the vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving.

Why is the Jolly Green Giant a good gardener?
Because he has two green thumbs.

How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.

What's a cow's favorite TV show?
Steer Trek.

Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
Because he wanted chocolate milk.

What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn moooer.

Where can you find the most cows?
Moo York.

Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
To the mooovies.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck?
Milk and quackers.

Where do cow artists put their paintings?
In the moooseum

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