Jokes

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What do you get from a nervous cow?

A milk shake.

Which class do cows like best?

Moosic class.

Where do steers go to dance?

To the meat ball.

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A Bulldozer.

What TV show is about investigating mysterious cattle?

The Ox-Files.

How does a dog stop the VCR?

He presses the paws button.

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Rough! Rough!

Where should you never take a dog?

To the flea market.

What do you call a three legged dog?

Skippy.

Why did the Dalmatian go to the cleaners?

His coat had spots all over it.

Why did the man bring his dog to the railroad station?

To train him.

What dog keeps the best time?

A watchdog.

Where does a cat go when he looses his tail?

To the retail store.

How do you spell mouse trap using three letters?

C-A-T

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah.

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