Jokes


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What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?
A porkchop.

What do pigs do after school?
Their hamwork.

What kind of medicine does a pig take?
Oinkment.

Why did the farmer name his pig 'Ink'?
Because it kept running out of the pen.

What do you call 100 rabbits jumping backward?
A receding hare line.

Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On a bunnymoon.

What is a squirrel's favorite ballet?
The Nut Cracker.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a spider?
A hare net.

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What kind of mouse won't eat cheese?
A computer mouse.

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.

Where does the lamb get his hair cut?
The ba-aa-ber.

What do you call a shy lamb?
Baa-aa-aashful.

Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because their feet stink.

How do you keep a rhinoceros from charging?
Take away his credit card.

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