Jokes

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Why did the bear tiptoe through the campground?

He didn't want to wake the sleeping bags.

How many paws does a bear have?

One paw and one maw.

What does a polar bear telephone operator say?

Glad I could help you. Have an ice day.

What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What are dino bandages for?

Dino-sores.

What do you call a scared tyrannosaurus?

A nervous rex.

What do you get when two dinosaurs crash?

A tyrannosaurus wreck.

Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk.

What day do chickens hate the most?

Fry-day.

Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because he was too chicken.

Whom do birds love?

Their tweet hearts.

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A walkie-talkie.

How did the bird get to the vet?

He flu.

What do you call an owl with a sore throat?

A bird who doesn't give a hoot.

What did the mama bee say to her naughty baby bee?

Behive yourself.

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