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Why did the bear tiptoe through the campground?
He didn't want to wake the sleeping bags.

How many paws does a bear have?
One paw and one maw.

What does a polar bear telephone operator say?
Glad I could help you. Have an ice day.

What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What are dino bandages for?

What do you call a scared tyrannosaurus?
A nervous rex.

What do you get when two dinosaurs crash?
A tyrannosaurus wreck.

Why do ducks fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.

What day do chickens hate the most?

Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was too chicken.

Whom do birds love?
Their tweet hearts.

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie-talkie.

How did the bird get to the vet?
He flu.

What do you call an owl with a sore throat?
A bird who doesn't give a hoot.

What did the mama bee say to her naughty baby bee?
Behive yourself.

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