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Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.

What did the mother lightning bug say to the father bug?
Junior sure is bright.

What happened to the two bed bugs who fell in love?
They got married in the spring.

Where do you find the world's biggest spider?
In the World Wide Web.

Where's the best place to see a man-eating fish?
A seafood restaurant.

Why do fish have such huge phone bills?
Because when they get on the line, they can't get off.

How do you communicate with a fish?
You drop him a line.

Why don't fish use computers?
Because they are afraid of getting caught in the Internet.

What do you call a fish with two legs?
A two-knee fish.

What did the shrimp yell when he got caught in the seaweed?
Kelp! Kelp!

Why is it so easy to weigh a fish?
It comes with scales.

Why are fish so smart?
Because they swim in schools.

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

What do you call a skunk in court?
Odor in the court.

What are the most commonly used letters in the skunk alphabet?
P and U.

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