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How did the skunk call home?
On his smellular phone.
How many skunks does it take to smell up a room?
What did the snake give his girlfriend on their first date?
A goodnight hiss.
If I had six oranges in one hand and seven in the other, what would I have?
Very big hands.
Why do bees itch?
Because they have hives.
Why was the Father centipede so upset?
All his kids needed new shoes.
Why don't seagulls hang out at the bay?
Then they'd be bagels.
Why didn't the duck eat his soup?
He couldn't find his quackers.
Why did the chicken lay an egg?
Because if she dropped it, it would break.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside.
What did one sandwich say to the other?
Boy, you are full of bologna.
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator door?
Shut the door, I'm dressing!
Why does steak taste better in space?
Because it's meteor.
If a carrot and a cabbage ran a race, who would win?
The cabbage would, because it's a head.
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