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Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs in your bed.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Is a hammer a good tool in math class?
No, but multi-pliers are.
What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
You pick it!
What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me, something smells.
What flower grows between your nose and your chin?
Why did the heart get kicked off the band?
It skipped a beat.
What evidence do you have that you were built upside down?
Your nose runs and your feet smell.
What did one hair say to the other?
It takes two to tangle.
Why did the car stop in the middle of the road?
Because it was wheely, wheely tired.
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway.
When is a car door not a car door?
When it's ajar.
What has wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What do you get when you cross a broom with a motorcycle?
A broom, broom, broomstick.
What do you call a freight train loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
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